The Hill

First of all, the rules!
No swearing, nothing too gruesome.

Explanation!
Imagine, a hill.
Imagine, standing on the hill!
Now imagine, someone doing something to get you OFF the hill in order to take the hill for herself!

It is easier with an example:
P1: "I'm sitting on the hill. MY HILL!
P2: "Grabs some chocolate, ties it behind a horse and chases it away. P1 sees the chocolate, screams: CHOCOLATE!! and runs after the horse. MY HILL!
P1: "Realises P2 took her hill. She catches a big spider and dumps it in the neck of P2. P2 runs off, screaming! MY HILL!
P3: "while P1 and P2 fight about the hill, P3 sneaks up on them, pushes them down and parks himself on the hill. MY HILL!
P4: "knows about P3's fear of rain! P4 does a raindance and chases P3 away! MY HILL!

That's somehow how it goes. You use your own name, not P1 etc.
Keep it nice and fun, and be creative!



MY HILL!

Tosses a shiny coin P1 sees the coin and chases it. MY HILL. (is this correct?)

Ai: *finds a spider and puts it on kiff's head as she ran away screaming* MY HILL!

Kiff realizes that she loves spiders and kisses it grossing Ai out. Ai runs away. MY HILL

*finds some snakes behind the rock, picked them up by the taila nd quickly threw them at kiffren. She runs away screaming* MY HILL!

snoes does a raindance, souking ai, giving her a cold. sneezing and coughing, ai stumbles down the hill. kiff got rid of the snake and is crawling up the hill thinking to beat snoes, but snoes is too smart. due to the rain, the slopes of the hill are unclimable! snoes plants her chair on the hill. MY HILL!

Kiff calls upon Mom, my pink dragon, to chase away snoes and drop kiff on the hill. Mom grabs snoes in his talons and carries her far far far away. MY HILL!

since the kingdom of far far away, isn't far far away at all, snoes is back immediately. she buys a few girls from a dance salloon, and lures kiff away. MY HILL

snoes is relaxing on HER hill! She starts to build herself a nice home, with a pool!

Darned. Kiff tries to avoid the girls and fails, finally she puts her mind to work thinking of physics and the pure might of physics scares snoes away. Go quantum mechanics! MY HILL.

snoes builds a trebuchet and with mechanics, she katapults kiff away! bye bye! while she flies through the air, kiff sighs: why didn't i go with the girls...
MY HILL!

Mom catches kiff! Kiff is brought back to the hill followed by an army of girls. Muahahaha. MY HILL

snoes brings a big box of spiders. they crawl into the ground and lay eggs. for the next 5 posts, there will be spiders there, all the time! all the girls run away screaming and don't dare come back to spiderhill!
kiff is so bored, alone, on the hill.
snoes catches a big fat mouse, and throws it in front of mom!
mom is now very fond of snoes. snoes tells mom to grab kiff (who wanted to leave anyway) and fly to the nearest dancebar!
MY HILL

Meerkat injects antivenom into herself, stomps on all the spiders, and chases snoesiepoes off the hill with her army of dragons.

MY HILL!!!

Siryuki feeds moldy cheese to Meerkat and the dragons and as they eat she steals the hill


MY HILL

snoes calls on a voodoopriest. He calls upon the gods of the weather and they send down lightning, striking siryuki down! While siryuki runs away followed by lightning, snoes plants herself on MY HILL

Siryuki rubs her electrostatic hair down from her head, and decided to take her shoes off, she covers her nose and rushes up the hill shooing snoesiepoes away with the stench..

MY HILL

Stench? snoes snickers. You think I can't handle a little feet stench??
Snoes holds up the most stinkiest, most smelliest, most terrible diaper ever known to men, produced by her own offspring.
As the mother of the demon child, she is unaffected herself, by the horrible smell. Siryuki runs off in a terror, still covering here nose, but it's too late. The smells crawls into her hair and clothes, and the only way to get rid of it, is a long, hot shower! Siryuki runs away and snoesie shouts at her: MY HILL! :p

Kiff returns with her revenge, a dog. Not just any dog. A dog named Bear who eats horse and chicken poo, and farts like no other. Bear walks onto the hill farting as she goes and snoes faints from the smell. Kiffren simply ties snoes onto Bear's back and watches as she carries the unconsious human away. MY HILL!
(Btw what is up with you sending me to dancing bars? I much prefer REAL girls. Those dancers are so fake. )

After recovering, snoes returns. She starts throwing bricks at kiff, but missing all the time. Kiff starts laughing. She is laughing and laughing, while snoes is throwing bricks. What kiff doesn't realise is that snoes has thrown bricks around her, closing her in to what appears to be a stone iglo, without a window or door. While kiff is locked in there, snoes plants her flagg on the hill and shouts:
MY HILL!!!

But snoes forgot that kiff is still on the hill. As the next holy grail war is starting Kiff summons the servant Saber. Saber easily kick snoes off the hill. MY HILL!!!
(Fate/Stay night reference)

while kiff was locked into the pile of bricks, snoes made a new hill.
so kiff is on the old hill. New hill is MY HILL! :p

Kiff glares at the new hill and then kicks it angrily. The new hill was made of shoddy craftsmanship and disintegrates. The old hill is THE HILL. Whoops, MY HILL.

snoes grabs a kitten... and tosses it off the hill.
kiff screams: "You monster!!!!" and runs after the kitty.

My hill!!

Meerkat shouts, "Look!" and Snoes turns around to look. Then she pushes Snoes off the hill >=D
MY HILL!!!!